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Whenever I'm bored, I'm always tempted to text...
I have strange thoughts.
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Expectations:
Reality:
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The best part about an adventure is having someone to share it with.
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Anybody: I've never seen Phantom of the Opera.
Me: Oh, that's okay.
Inside my head: Pitiful creature of darkness, what kind of life have you known?
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Math test: A farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots. What is the probability his mom's name is Leslie?
History test: The American Civil War ended in 1865; explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs.
Literature test: Explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple".
Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts and their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
You know you are an English major when you see the lit one and can easily write a paragraph about it:
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J.K. Rowling has revealed that Lily was pregnant...
squeepii:
spikeschilde621:
littleperson1832:
gingerbatch-addict:
I HATE EVERYTHING! THERE IS NO HAPPY LEFT! IT’S JUST SAD FANDOM FEELS! FOR. EVER. AND. ALWAYS!
Congrats to JK Rowling…she has managed to reduce me to a sobbing hiccuping mess of ugly tears ONCE MORE
…damn these feels.
i thought HP was done ripping my heart out.
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Some people are so cute. I just… wow… congratulations on your DNA.
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